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Blind Date

Again my friend set me up with a blind date,
told me that this one would turn out great.

It was a friend of his cousin, who wouldn't lie,
so I agreed to give it one more try.

He swore to me that it was guaranteed,
she would be all that I would need.

You can take her to Friday night's dance,
you'll be glad that you took this chance.

She was quite the dancer, I must agree,

but as usual, wasn't much to see.

She really needed a nose job done,
but still seemed to be a lot of fun.

Black stains all between her teeth,
but I figured that somewhere underneath.
That she must have a heart of gold,
so I tried to remember to be bold.

She stated that Matilda was her name,
and that waltzing was her game.

Just can't believe I was waltzing with Matilda,
she looked much more like Broom Hilda.

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It's All Mine

If you think I'm going to share this corn here,
everybody can just kiss my ear....

It's mine and I'm going to keep it that way,
so there's no reason for you to stay.

If you want some, go get your own,
I'm not about to enter the Raccoon Zone.

Until I make every kernel of this disappear,
I'm ready to fight, so don't get too near.

This is a gift from Ole Farmer Brown,
I watched his place when he went to town.

Someone trashed his place and managed to flee,
and he'll never find out that somebody was me.

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I Believe

I believe in poetry, the essence of our life today,
quatrains that can make troubles go away.
They aren't around as much as they use to be,
but I'm trying to change that with this poetry.

I've been known to write one from time to time,
you can read them wherever Rapid-Fire is found.

You'll know them usually by the humorous rhyme,

poetry should be read, not hidden underground.

Poetry, I believe in it, with its impact on life,

free verse, the only poetry that some consider.
It has its place within the poetic world,
but is far from the only genre around.

Then there is haiku,
well known in the Asian lands,,,
our style - senryu.

A crostics also challenge us to excel,

C onsidering the way we all spell.

R earranging the letters of a given word,

O n a vertical setup, difficult I've heard.

S till it's a challenge that you can meet,

T hat is unless you're quick to admit defeat.

I n short, poetry has many forms you see,

C onsider them all as nothing but poetry.

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Hey Lil Brother

We're going to join in this vigil with you,
you see, we happen to miss mom a lot too.
We'll all stay right here in this tree,
if she pops into view, we can all see.

It really was such a sad, sad day,
when mom decided she was going away.

All we can do now is mope and frown,
that human's bringing us food from town.

He knows we're miserable, that's plain to see,

we're lucky he's our friend, you have to agree.
For great food and treats, there's never a lack,
let's not tell him that mom's not coming back.

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Mother - The Beginning of Life

When man was created, God forgot one thing,

who was going to wear the wedding ring?

So, he created the woman, who became the wife,

a very special person to complete man's life.

But this wasn't enough, they needed another,

so, He decided he would make her a mother.

Man and wife, created a family,

to all live together happily.

Mother made certain the children were fed,

and all tucked in, each night for bed.

She showed her love, that she did care,

for the family, she was always there.

She cooked their food and served their meals,

and handled all of their help appeals.

With her man, she was hugging and kissing,

her man felt something else was missing.

So, he asked God, in a very special way,

about setting aside a tribute day.

Then her family would be able to say,

we love you mother, on this your day.

For your love, and for your care,

knowing that you're always there.

This special day like you is here to stay,

we're going to call it Mother's Day.

Enjoy your day, and have some fun,

you have earned it, you're number one!

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Woe Is Me

I know my mom's never coming back for me,
as you can tell, I'm bored out of my tree.
She's hitting it so big in that Tinsel Town,
I'll never smile again, only frown.

How will I survive here alone this way,
I'm in a horrible mood, and no one wants to play.
The 'coons saying I'm grouchier than Old Bear,
to tell you the truth, I really don't care.

Mom never here to bring me my food,
it's no wonder I'm in a sour mood.
Wait a sec, there's that human leaving, down the street,

it's home raiding time, I need something to eat.

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The Poet

T akes the words from the heart,AKES

H eart full of compassion from the start,

E ager to write on anything in life,

P erhaps death, love, humor and strife.

O ften touches others withwords so fine,

E ndlessly the words flow line after line.

T hat sums it up, these words of mine.

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Let's Get This Door Open

We have to open this door, there's food on the other side,
something delicious that the human feller's trying to hide.

I think we can open it if we both try really hard,
or we may need reinforcements from the yard.

I don't know what he might be hiding in there,
he doesn't know yet, but he's going to share.

When you hide food from 'coons, trouble starts brewing,

we could also have a beaver come do some chewing.

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A Desert Breeze

A cool night desert breeze,
helps to put my mind at ease.
Cooling off the hot dry day,
a desert breeze comes my way.

Bats fly in the cool of the night,
soaring gracefully, need no light.
Don't disturb a rattler, or you'll pay,
still a desert breeze comes my way.

A gentle breeze, not much power,
a coyote howls hour after hour.
Enjoying the coolness, I shall stay,
while this desert breeze comes my way.

Never find this breeze until the sun goes down,
just the way it is in this hot desert town.
So, I'll wait until the end of the day,
for a cool desert breeze to come my way.

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Not The Life of Riley

After being viciously chased out of that fruit tree,
I've decided to try this one, now look at me.
I'm afraid that I'm just about to fall,
as you can tell, this isn't easy at all.

Everyone thinks we raccoons have an easy life,
but stuff such as this just adds to our strife.
Never know if we'll be shot while shopping for food,
some of them home owners have a rotten mood.

No, it's not easy at all, being a raccoon,
many times threatened, something about high noon.

If you think so, then quickly change places with me,
and I'll watch you panic and fall from this tree.

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Precious Love

A precious love, hard to find, it's so rare,
if you find one, it will always be there.

Through all the bright times, and those that are dark,
on your heart and soul, it will leave its' mark.

A precious love will sure help you out,
make you so happy that you'll shout.
I have a precious love, oh yes, I do,
and that love is so very true.

Love isn't something that's brand new,
if you find a precious one, good for you.
One that is so true, and very grand,
the best you'll find in this whole land.

Even during times when you're apart,
that love remains deep within your heart.

You can be sure that this kind of love,
had to be sent down from God above.

He gave us this special love to share,
and we show each other how we care.

It's plain to see that we really do,
have a precious love that is so true.

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What Are They Up To Now?

Too Many raccoons together at the river,
my whole body is starting to quiver.
Can't believe they're up to any good,
are they fixing to invade the neighborhood?

They were to move to Colorado, that's on hold,
my thoughts are making my blood run cold.
With this many in a group, something's not right,
a full-scale invasion, perhaps later tonight?

Who knows what these critters have in their plan,
but I have a feeling that it's not good for man.
But then maybe we can all just sit and laugh,
if they're only gathered to take a group bath.

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Very Interest-Thing

You say that your car can really roar,
but 0 to 60 doesn't matter anymore.

There's something faster than your XKE,
the rising interest rate, can't you see?

It's rising higher, faster and faster,
our country is heading for disaster.
Very interest-thing, better slow it down,
before we have a collapse in town.

We have to stop it, that's no joke,
or the economy will soon go broke.

Anything that you buy with credit,
at minimum, you've tripled your debit.

The interest rates just soar and soar,
this country can't take very much more.
We'll end up in a severe depression,
we won't be having just a recession.
The answer, cut the interest back,
before our system's out of whack.

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When The Bough Breaks

Hey, up there on that branch it looks like old Bear,
he's in danger and he better walk with care.

For if that bough breaks, old Bear will fall,
and end up totally disabled and all.

He must be seeking revenge again,
his patience with the young'uns wearing thin.
He's earned the reputation of being a crank,
that's a fact you can take to the bank.

If he gets hurt when he hits the ground,

don't expect to see much help around.

That's what happens when you're mean and tough,
you mistreated them all, and they've had enough.

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Food Raid

Trying hard to suppress my mischievous grin,
no one even spotted me sneaking in.
About to empty out another refrigerator,
will be coming back for more a little later.

I came across some hungry raccoon kids today,
seem like their mom had just walked away.
Somewhere in Hollywood, trying to be a star,
how can anyone be that way,? though many are.

I'll be sure them kids get tended and fed,
and safely tucked away each night in bed.
They sure won't be turning into skin and bone,
not while I'm here at the Raccoon Zone.

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For Sunday March 31, 2024

Resurrected

That dark dreary tomb is empty today,

an Angel rolled the stone far away.

Jesus has conquered death, and the grave,

fulfilling his purpose of many souls to save.

Although he was crucified and had to bleed,

He's very much alive again, oh yes indeed.

Forgiving every one of their every sin,

all they have to do is invite Him in.

Believe in Him for eternal life,

toss away all the worldly strife.

Everyone who will accept Him today,

will have all their sins washed away.

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Don't Let Life Pass You By

Shoot for the moon, set your sights high,
and don't let life pass you by.
Remember I'm always here for your,
backing everything you try to do.

Make sure you always take a stand,
don't let life get the upper hand.
You can do it if you really try,
just don't let life pass you by.

Don't let your life pass you by,
at any time before you die.

To your self you must always be true,
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Excuse Me

For Pete's sakes, put that camera down you jerk,
don't you ever have to go to work?
Why must you harass with that camera every day,
We sure wish that you'd just go away.

I'm taking a bath, and want some privacy,
my physique isn't for everyone to see.
I'm stubborn, and we'll see who wins,
I just might have to crack your lens.

Not the one in your camera though,
your Peeping Tom eyesight has to go.
All my kin think you're a sick pervert,

so a little eyesight adjustment sure can't hurt.

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That Ornery Little Leprechaun

Just spotted a little feller, a Leprechaun,
standing outside, right there on my lawn.
Teasing me about his pot of gold,

told me it would never be mine to hold.

Caught him by a fishhook in the seat of his pants,
hog-tied him securely, now I have a chance.
I'll grab his gold from the rainbow's end,
having plenty of time in which to spend.

No way that he'll be able to get loose,
now he'll learn all about human abuse.

He shouldn't have tried to taunt and tease,
his gold mine now, just to do as I please.

When I returned home, found out he was gone,
that little ornery old little Leprechaun.
But I'll keep his gold, hidden out of sight,
to reclaim it now, he'll have a big fight.

The luck of the Irish, was with me today,
since I found his gold and took it away.
He's back there again, screeching on my lawn,
one very ornery, & dead-broke Leprechaun.

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He Can't Hold His Liquor

A skeleton ambled into a local bar,

he arrived driving an old Edsel car.

He parked his bony butt on a barstool,
The bartender said, "Hey, I'm no fool,

You can't hold your liquor," what he said,
was told, "hurry up that drink man, I'm almost dead."
"Hey Skelly, you're only allowed once to die,
that's why those bones of yours are dry.

It's only March, 7 months until Halloween,
way too early for you to be seen."

He replied, "I'm touring the country, and every bar,
I haven't missed a single one of them so far."

He cleared off the ashtrays that were in his way,
then said, "you know, I'm really really thirsty today.
Bring me 3 cases of beer, I'm drinking non-stop,
Oh, and please don't forget to bring me a mop."

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This Cowboy's Horse

My horse may no longer be running around,
where I live in this so-called rural town.
It sure seems that what we fear,
is happening this very year.

My horse has been here all its' life,
these folks are causing too much strife.
It seems that they want to pass a law,
which apparently has a great big flaw.

This town is actually a rural place,
with just a few people, and lots of space.
There's room for them and the horses too,
if they kick them out, what will we do?

Where can we keep them, where can they stay,
why are they treating the horses that way?
Why must my horse leave this town,
because of some bureaucratic clown?

All you horse owners, it's time to talk,
before all we can do here is just walk.

Our horses are part of the history here.
since before crazy laws were near.

My horse isn't noisy like a dog,
or even messy, like a hog.
I don't think we should chase them away,
but those who try to, just shouldn't stay.

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It's A Hard World After All

Being a young raccoon, it's so hard to survive,
when your mom doesn't realize you're alive.
She's in Hollywood at some Tiinseltown Zoo,
not realizing the three of us are in a stew.

Treed by a very hungry predator here,
we're not coming down, we're full of fear.

He may leave, but he'll be back tonight,
with his bright blue flashing light.

He says he's shooting us, but it won't hurt,
but our thoughts are, he's being curt.
We've seen lights before that fry you on the spot,
Ma, we need your help an awful lot!!!!!

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Harvest My Love

I was born in the city, but must have had country blood,
cuz all I listened to was Naomi and Wynona Judd.
They all said stay away from any guy in a cowboy shirt,
or you'll get roped in, and then treated like dirt.

Well, I didn't listen to a word that they were sayin'
since I planned to marry someone like Waylon.

I left home at 18, my folks thought it a pity,
that I would head for the country, escaping the city.

I met this nice man dressed just like a cowboy,
his name was Bill, but was known as Elroy.
He asked me to go riding, just to look around,
at his large ranch he had, just outside of town.

We both got up on the back of his horse,
I felt like I was falling in love, of course.
He was so kind that I was beginning to doubt,
that the city folk knew what they were talking about.

Now hurry up Elroy, and harvest my love,
the seeds you planted have risen above
the soil in which you planted them deep,
yes, my love is now ready for you to reap.

We set up our wedding, a great big hoedown,
that's when them city folk came back around.
We warned you to stay clear of every cowboy,
now you're marrying one that's called Elroy?

You'll find out we knew what we were talking about,
he'll tear up your heart and just toss it out.
I knew they were all crazy, and hadn't a clue,
now it's 30 years later, and our love is still true.

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Oh No!!

We'll tell Ma that a beaver gnawed this tree down,
what does she expect when she's out of town??

She knows we'd never be up to mischief anyhow,
without her here to teach us, we don't know how.

I think this tree's seen better days,
it appears that it's fallen a ways.
How are we going to hide from that camera bug,?
taking so many photos of us, he thinks we're smug.

But next time he camps out, he's in for a surprise,
his vittles and lodging will meet their demise.
We'll do his entire camp like we did this here tree,
and sit back in the forest watching, tee hee hee.

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Too Complicated

Seems my life is way too complicated,
when it comes to the girl that I've dated.
Her Pa was called Hatfield, mine McCoy,
her dad told her, "stay away from that boy.

He comes from bad stock, he's not for you."
but she said, "Pa, I really love him, I do."
He just wouldn't listen, he got so mad,
looks like our chance at love is really had.

My Pa found out about that Hatfield girl,
and in anger said, "she's no pearl.
Stay away from her or you'll wish you had,"
I don't think I've ever seen him get that mad.

Her dad's mad, & mine's full of anger,
seems like everything's heading for danger.
We just didn't know quite what to do,
they saw us together, their anger grew.

Now it's too complicated, and there's a big fight,
every time a Hatfield sees a McCoy in sight.
It's such a shame, it's really so sad,
looks like we've lost the love we had.

So we got together, late one night,
we were determined to set things right.
We knew that we had to stop this feud,
it's not only unfair, but it's also rude.

We decided we'd have to just run away,
so we packed our stuff and left the next day.
We rode our horses both day and night,
and we won't return without a fight.

Well, those two joined up to search for us,
they searched every day right up to dusk.
We watched their camp while they slept past,
the dawn of day, so now, maybe at last.

Our love may finally have a chance,
so we returned home and went to a dance.
Two weeks later, my Pa and her's too,
returned and said, "our feud is through."

It had been too complicated for my head,"
and knew before that, our love was dead.
Now our love is true, that's what we've said,
and now at last, we've become wed.

That Hatfield girl is now a McCoy,
and we told our new baby boy,
If a gal ever sets your heart awhirl,
we both hope it's a Hatfield girl.

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Mom!!!!

When's our mom coming back from Hollywood,?
before she left, she said, "you two be good."
How can we be good, we're raccoons ya know,
we have to be mischievous, we miss her so.

She's enjoying the glitter of Tinseltown days and nights,
while both of us have gotten into a few bad fights.
Not with each other, but with humans, they're so rude,
they don't seem to want us taking their food.

We just don't understand their philosophy at all,
we're only doing it because it's such a ball.
Without you here mom, they're giving us flack,
we know you''re having fun, but hurry back....

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Help Your Mom A Little

Get in there and do those dishes,
I don't care if it's against your wishes.
When you're done, go get me some gas,
so I can go outside and mow the grass.

Is it really too much of me to ask,
for you to help out with a task?
Let's keep this house clean and neat,
don't forget to wipe your feet.

A little help is all she'll need,
so she can sit down and read.
Vacuum the rug, and mop the floor,
just a little help, nothing more.

Fix your own lunch, wash the clothes,
so we have more time to doze.
When you've finished all that,
clean your room and feed the cat.

Help her to clean up just a little,
simply meet her in the middle.
I'll buy you some food at the store,
and if you'll help just a little more,

I will help you cook your meals,
and maybe loan you my wheels.
If you keep her workload really light,
you may get to go out on Friday night.

She's not asking that much from you,
and it's the least that you can do.
To help her out just a little bit,
so she'll have more time to knit.

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Yahooooo

Hey everyone, my mom's made a hit in Hollywood,
I have to yell to the world that she did good.
Now her career is really going to come alive,
lay some skin on me, give me a high five.

Not very often that a raccoon goes that far,
She's on the cover of Vogue, and she's a star.
Didn't have to appear on American Idol to get her start,
she's my mom and she's a raccoon with lots of heart.

She may be singing her own hit song before long,
how can a title like "Down In The Coondocks go wrong?
She'll have a hit in the top ten before you know,
I'm proud of you mom, way to goooooooo!!!

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Tombstone

There's a town in Arizona that's called Tombstone,
where the Clantons and Mclaurys chose to pick a bone.
Wyatt Earp, his two brothers and Doc Holliday,
for the Clantons and Mclaurys, a fateful day.

They met at corral that was called O.K..
but for the outlaws, it wasn't that way.
The Earp brothers and Doc Holliday,
sent Billy Clanton and 2 Mclaurys Boothill way.

Tombstone is where they chose to die,
and in Boot Hill they now lied.

Tombstone and Boot Hill in the hot, hot sun,
where the outlaws died by the gun.

On another grave in Boot Hill,
are the words of another kill.
Here lies Les Moore, killed by a .44,
now there is no Les no more.

This town was rough and really mean,
the bloodiest one the west has seen.
You didn't even dare ask about the weather,
or you'd be facing someone to slap leather.

They call it the town too tough to die,
and I guess you can figure out why.
It's still there under the hot, hot sun,
this town that has lived by the gun.

So, if you ever happen to go down,
to that old lawless silver town.
leave your gun at home with your western shirt,
so you don't end up under Boot Hill dirt.

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Betcha I'm Gonna Be A Big Star

Doing a photo shoot for the cover of Vogue,
no longer need to be a thieving rogue.
High class, going to Hollywood,
doing what a raccoon star should.

So, photo bug, catch my best side,
my mask isn't something to hide.
It's simply a matter of raccoon pride,
going to give Tinsel Town a ride.

Wait until you see a big smile,
haven't done that for a while.
You never made the Lone Ranger take off his mask,
so, you had better not even bother to ask.

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Grass Cuttin' Boogie

There're elves in the mines up near Park City,
who have a new dance, it's quite a ditty.
They do it each Sunday morning right at 9:00,
it causes all the lawnmowers in town to whine.

No one knows what exactly started it all,
but it drives one lady right up the wall.
The loudness of everyone else mowing their lawn,
I guess those elves must wake them at dawn.

The dance is not fast, and not very pretty,
but it goes on each Sunday up in Park City.
Elves wiggling, jiggling and shaking their woogie,
while they are doing the Grass Cuttin' Boogie.

She's hoping that soon they'll run out of gas,
before she'll have to go over and kick their grass.
These little folks laughing and having a thrill,
while the peaceful lady is ready to kill.

Hey, come to Park City and shake your woogie,
and join the elves doing the Grass Cuttin' Boogie.
It's not very fast, and surely not pretty,
but lots of fun doing the Grass Cuttin' Boogie.

So, if you believe in elves, and like to dance,
join them in Park City and take a chance.

Shimmy and shake, let's make the mines quake,
while we keep that poor woman wide awake.

She'll get really mad, she'll yell and scream,
and will wish this was all was only a dream.
Oh, bring your lawnmower, and lots of gas,
but when she wakes up, watch out for your grass.

Yeah, come join the elves up in Park City,
to miss out on all this would such a pity.
So come on now, shake, shake, shake your woogie,
as everyone does the Grass Cuttin' Boogie.

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Chow Down

Imagine they thought they could hide all this food today,
guess they forgot we're raccoons, there's just no way.
Any time that there is food about,
you know that we will sniff it out.

This mountain of food is ours, now you know,
anyone trying to take it will be told, "No."
Possession is 9/10ths of the law,
you won't get it back now that we saw,

How many days this much food will last,
talk about parties, we're having a blast.
Too bad the doggies lost their Kibbles and Bits,
having us take it away must be the pits......

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Old But Not Antique

We're getting old, but not antique,
you need to know we're still unique.
We're going deaf and losing our sight,
but we still know wrong from right.

You think when we're gone, you'll yank,
all of our money out of our bank.
That's something that you can't do,
and you'll find out the joke's on you.

We may be old, but we're not fools,
we willed our fortune to our mules.
You were mean to us, and treated us bad,
now you'll wish that you never had.

We're not deaf yet, we can still hear,
and the words you use aren't those of cheer.
If you keep talking like we're already in the grave,
they'll we'll make certain that we do not save.

Our home, our furniture and our car,
you'll be lucky to get a canning jar.
Treat us better, listen to what we said,
if you expect anything once we're dead.

We may not get around now very fast,
like we once did back in the past.
Just because our minds may be slow,
doesn't mean that we don't know,

About the greedy plans you've got,
after we're buried in our plot.
Think about all that you've put us through,
because one day, it will happen to you.

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I Adore Trees

I simply love to hug a tree,
not everyone does, just me.
I just wrap my little paws all around,
so I don't fall out and hit the ground.

Actually I'm stuck here with claws dug in,
and I can't get free and to the ground again.
Don't stand there staring at your clock,
rescue me fast, here comes a hawk....

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Who Is This Guy?

I think that I've really had my fill,
of whoever's this guy named Bill.
Each and every day, without fail,
I always seem to get his mail.

I never get anything to read,
just stuff saying, Bill, I need,
to have you send us some cash,
getting his mail gives me a rash.

Bill today, and Bill again tomorrow,
this poor guy must be in deep sorrow.
All he ever seems to get,
is stuff saying, please remit.

Who is this guy, what's the deal,
why is all my mail just for Bill?
I keep telling the mailman, I'm Jack,
so please take all Bill's mail back.

And don't bring it back anymore,
unless you want me to slam the door.
It's to the point I'm ready to kill,
if I get anymore of this mail for Bill.

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A Great Hair Day

Haven't you seen a raccoon standing upright before,?
what a look on your face when I came through the door.
You're staring at my pretty red bows I see,
there will be no more bad hair days for me.

The beautician said I'm as cute as a 'coon,
I had an appointment with her this afternoon.
She did a great job, as you can tell,
the visit overall turned out just swell.

Now I'm really ready to move to Colorado,
has escrow closed,? come on, let's go.
I've heard there's some hunks of 'coon guys there,
I want to parade down the streets and see them stare.

Rapid-Fire

Can I Use The Car?

I'd like to know if I could use the car,
I promise I won't be traveling too far.

I just want to visit a few of my friends,
she won't know that my list never ends.

I just want to see Fred, Jim and Mike,
and that's too far to take my bike.

Then Bill and George from my math class,
no, I won't use up all of your gas.

I'd sure like you lending the car to me,
so, I'm sure hoping that you'll agree.

So that I can go see a few of my friends,
on doing just that, my life depends.

I'll be careful, and I won't drive too fast,
at least not until the Sheriff's gone past.

Not really mom, that's only a joke,
and can you give me money for a Coke?

I'll bring your car back in one piece.
that should give you some relief,

by knowing I will not scar,

any part of your precious car.

Then a few more I should also see,
Cheryl, Christine, and Beverly.

Amanda, Judy and Daniel too,
like I said, it's only a few.

They're all close by, and not too far,
now will you please let me use your car?

Over 100 miles, I'll never go,

unless it's okay to go see Joe.

Rapid-Fire
un

Turning Over A New Leaf

Been running since I escaped, heading for The Zone,
but for right now, I simply want to be left alone.
I'm just hanging around as you can plainly see,
No more mischief or jail time for me.

Freedom is something I can't live without,
so, I'm changing my lifestyle without a doubt.

No more food stealin' by the light of the moon,
I'm turning myself into an honest raccoon.

It'll be hard eliminating the bandito lifestyle,
for a normal raccoon it'll be quite the trial.
But I'll give it my best, the old college try,
oh, did you ever know that raccoons lie???

Rapid-Fire

What A Relief

At the start of a brand-new year,
we raccoons are full of fear.
Is this old coot going to let us stay,
or tell us we all have to move away?

We've really grown accustomed to this raccoon zone,
just like a dog with a humongous soup bone.
This is a place we really enjoy, can't you see,
I mean where else can we live for free?

Really, would he throw us out into the cold,
with Grandma and ole Bear Coon getting so old?
At long last, we heard him actually say, "okay,"
now we'll really have a great New Year's Day.

Rapid-Fire

A Heavy Heart

I write these words with a heavy heart,
since again we two must be apart.
Our hearts full of love, but we're not glad,
once again, we both feel very sad.

I have to go again, it doesn't matter where,
but our strong love we'll continue to share.
I'll stick with you forever and ever more,
since you're really all I'm living for.

This heavy heart tears at my soul,
hoping that I don't lose control.
While writing this, my tears just fall,
you're my one and only, you're my all.

My heart feels like it could burst,
each time I leave, it's the worst.
You've no man nearby, the kids no dad,
to see you through when times are bad.

Every time we part, we both die inside,
because I have to take that long ole ride.
Welcome home, a much better thing to say,
and we're hoping it happens one great day.

So, you remain here and begin to cry,
as well as your heavy-hearted guy.
I tell you that I love you every day,
but your heart breaks when I drive away.

I'm driving a big rig, a great paying job,
but too much of our life it seems to rob.
Until that day we don't have to be apart,
I'll keep on driving with my heavy heart.

Rapid-Fire

Guilty As Charged

Really Rapid, I didn't know it was your book of poetry,
won't you reconsider and set me free???

I just can't stand being cooped up here all alone,
please let me return to the Raccoon Zone.

To regain your favor, I'd jump over the moon,
and that's quite a feat for a fat raccoon.

I'll even buy you a replacement book,

if you'll give your a decision relook.

If I had known at all that it was your book,
that first bite, I would have never took.

But it was such sweet poetry though,

it was just impossible to tell my teeth no!!!

Rapid-Fire

if you

Since I Was Seventeen (written in 1996)

I've been writing poetry since I was 17,

for over 30 years now is what I mean.
Poems about mountains that rise above,
humorous poems and poems of love.

Some that were written about our dates,
and some about how someone like me rates.
I was lucky I got you to become my wife,
and write up poems about our married life.

Some were written about our kids,
and some of marriage on the skids.
Then some about our love bouncing back,
and getting everything back on track.

Some about the times we were apart,
all written from deep down in my heart.
All of this writing, I sure didn't mind,
since the words were so easy to find.

They would just flow out when I'd start,
another poem for my own sweetheart.
All the ones on love, so easy to write,
because of you being within my sight.

Rapid-Fire

(Footnote, line 2 would be 60 years now)

Santa Learned This From Us

The fellar will never learn how his food disappeared today,

no signs of a break in at all, we made a clean get away.

They always overlook the raccoon's cleverness you know,

not knowing how we get inside, and then vanish though.

We always get our food, like the Mounties get their man,

when no other critter can do it, raccoons can.

We were born to pillage cabins, we were born to loot,

this guy's well stocked cabin is really a beaut.

At least it was before we hit the insided,
we raccoons raid well, we have our pride.

When he returns, he won't believe what he saw,
now let's get this stuff home and hide it from Ma.

Rapid-Fire

Terminal

He called his daughter 2 weeks before Christmas day,

and said, "sit down, you won't like what I'm fixing to say.

My doctor said I'm dying, maybe a month or two,

and I'm hoping for a final chance to see you.

You haven't visited for about 5 years,
excuse me, while I shed some tears.

I'm hoping you'll show for Christmas, love,
before I depart earth for Heaven above."

She began crying and said, "I'm on my way dad,

this horrible news is sure making me sad.
I wish I had more time to spend with you,
I'll use all my vacation days; I just have to."

He told her that was great, everyone would show,
just been far too long since seeing her though.

She arrived 3 days before Christmas came,
and was thinking this was such a shame.

Didn't know how long dad would be around,
gave him a very special present she had found.

"I'm so thrilled that you came to be with me,

this really made my Christmas, can't you see?

You spending all your vacation here,

sure makes me feel better dear."

Then the day came that she had to leave,

promised him every day a call he'd receive.

Two days later, he mailed her a letter,
telling her that visit sure made him better.

Visited my doctor again yesterday,

was so happy when I heard him say,

that I wouldn't be dying after all,

now your daughter won't have to bawl.

He smiled at his wife, he knew it would work,
even at the risk of being called a jerk.

He wasn't ever sick, it was just a ploy,
and if she ever finds out, it's Uh Oh Boy!!

Rapid-Fire

What Is Christmas?

Christmas is a time to share with those in need,

not a time for people to show their greed.

It was started by God, in Heaven above,

as the ultimate gift of total love.

He gave up his son for those in sin,

so that they could all be born again.

That they might live a life blemish free,

God showed his love for both you and me.

So this holiday season, help the needy out,

you'll feel better inside, without a doubt.

Give them clothing, money, or food,

whatever you give will brighten their mood.

Show them you're Christ-like, and that you care,

and also that you are willing to share.

By giving to the needy, however you can,

let's make this a commitment to our fellow man.

Rapid-Fire

'Tis Almost The Season

There was a Hickory Farms gift pack in here,

but we were hungry and made it disappear.

So guess now we'll be your Christmas present,

better than a Christmas goose or pheasant.

We were put in here by Santa Coon Paws,
we'll have to suffice for now, just because.

Such a pretty box they've wrapped us in,/

guaranteed to make any lil kid grin.

We're all gift wrapped and ready to go,
but keep all the food away from us though.

We've been known to steal food to eat,

'coons for Christmas presents, isn't that neat?

Rapid-Fire

We'll Make It

I know we'll make it through when times are rough,
our supporting love for each other is enough,
to help us deal with things when they're bad,
by holding on to all the good we've had.

If we're apart, or together dear,
words of caring love will bring cheer.

A love so strong that we just can't see,
each other going through such misery.

Wish I could make things better than I can,
but you know that I'm only a mortal man.

I know we'll make it, if we only try,
we can do it together, you and I.

We may not have much of anything,
but we still wear each other's ring.

We will remain steadfast as man and wife,
knowing somewhere there's a better life.

Where our love we'll continue to share,
way up in Heaven, yes, high up there.

We'll enjoy it on high, and not be alone,
and we'll see our God, upon His throne.

Yes, my love, we'll make it through,
we both meant the words, "I do,"
at that time, we became man and wife,
pledging to share each other's life.

It's been a rough and rocky road,
but we've shared each other's load.
We'll make it through this life we're given,
and we'll make it up to a glorious Heaven.

Rapid-Fire

Love A Tree

In the back bedroom, they've brought in our old tree,
the perfect place for my lil brother and me.
Here we don't have to worry about hunter's spotlights,
blinding us in the middle of the darkest nights.

And of course, there'll be no guns blazing away,
we know we'll wake up to the light of day.

We'll have to take care of something that won't hurt,
you see the movers forgot to bring in some dirt.

If we want the tree to keep on living and not die,
we need dirt for the roots, and sunlight from the sky.

So that roof will have to have a skylight put in,
all the comforts of home, you're making us grin.

Rapid-Fire

Pair Of Hearts

A pair of hearts, just yours and mine,
with my constant hope they'll intertwine.
And be joined as if they were one,
then we'll know our love has won.

Two hearts in love from now til then,
over and over and over again.

We hope these two hearts will always stay,
so much in love through every day.

This pair of hearts, side by side,
can take everything within their stride.

Better than a royal flush, or a straight,
this pair of hearts together, is so great.

Hearts full of love, and of cheer,
paired together, so very near.

Two hearts in love always, that's for sure,

for this love, there is no cure.

They'll beat any hand you hold,
at least that's what I'm told.
We just won't forget, or despair,
cuz these two hearts will stay a pair.

Rapid-Fire

Oh No You Don't

Hey that's a poetry book your teeth are sunk in,
I have to tell you that's an unforgiveable sin.

Gonna have to ban you from the Raccoon Zone,
tossed out homeless like a dog without a bone.

You could have chewed on a dictionary you know,
or a comic book, something less valuable, but no.
You had to pick on a book worth more than money,
chewing up poetry is something not at all funny.

I gave you food and a shelter over your head,
right now I don't care if you wind up dead.
Going to tell the hunters they can shoot at you,
chewing up poetry books, something you never do

Rapid-Fire

Be Thankful

As you celebrate this Thanksgiving holiday,
remember this as over your meal you pray.
Thank God up in Heaven above,
for all his caring, and his love.

And after this holiday is all through,
thank him for the season we're going into.
The Christmas season that means so much,
the birth of Christ and his loving touch.

Be thankful for your life and your health,
more important than the world's wealth.
For the wealth of this world, no big deal,
it's only something for thieves to steal.

Be thankful for your entire family,
and the love God shows to you and me.
And as your celebration comes to an end,
be thankful for each and every friend.

And be thankful for what you had to share,
and thank your friends for always being there.

Rapid-Fire

Terrible Turkey

Hundreds of turkeys here on the farm,
But one of them is causing me alarm.
He's so skinny when he's supposed to be fat,
It's now November, what's up with that?

The rest of them are getting fat, and looking fine,
But something's terribly wrong with one of mine.
He needs to be fat, when it's time for the axe to fall,
But he won't eat any grain, no, none at all.

Even hand feeding him, gave that a try,
But no success, can't figure out why.
He said, "I'm losing weight, fast as I'm able,
I intend to be sitting at, not on the table."

Rapid-Fire

From Sea To Shining Sea

The land of the brave and the home of the free,

the pursuit of life, happiness and liberty.

Something's happening and it's causing fear,
they're trying to kick our horses out of here.

It's a shame and it's just not right,
to want all the horses out of sight.

Let's stop these laws now, before they start,
C'mon all you cowboys and do your part.

It's happening now, from sea to sea,
our horses no longer free to be,
how they once were, can't you see?
we should give them back their liberty.

You hear save that, and save this.
but no one will the horses miss.

Only the farmers, cowboys and rodeo riders,
who must accept the law of these outsiders.

We need to stop this tragic deed,
and come to the rescue of the loyal steed.

How can liberty stoop so low,
why should the horses have to go?

Come on America, join our force,

pitch on in, and save our horse.

They're part of our history,
Don't take away their liberty.

Let's leave them where they belong,
anything else would be so wrong.

Save the horses, keep them free,
across this land from sea to sea.

Rapid-Fire

You Just Have To Survive

When you're hiding out from a P.I.,

you get food where you can or die.

Raiding this pack to see what I can find,
I'll be leaving quickly after I've dined.

This meal should get me on the trail,
there will be nowhere to forward my mail.
Just a scared raccoon on the lam,
that's exactly what I am.

Ricky Spillane trying to run my whereabouts down,
can't show my face in any ole town.

He's got spies searching everywhere,
can't believe I've been framed by Bear.

Rapid-Fire

Just Plain Scared

Couldn't get the butter off of my left paw,
and I think it's something Ricky Spillane saw.

I've heard tale he's coming after me,
in an attempt to end my buttery spree.

But really, I only took butter for my toast,
to peaceful safety that Bear Coon can coast.

I was frame, I didn't want him to slide,
but now here I am, and I have to hide.

It isn't right, it just isn't fair,
catch the real criminal there.

It was Bear who stole all the butter you know,
he's trying to blackmail me and that won't go.

Rapid-Fire

but

Veteran's Day

Veteran's Day this Saturday,

a time to honor them in every way.
Although they should be honored all year,
this holiday, it's time to make that clear.

They served our country and kept it free,
which is the way we want it to be.
Show the vets you know your appreciation,
for their selfless service to our nation.

Give them a gift, or maybe a call,
but remember to thank them all,
for their willingness to serve,
thanks is the least they deserve.

Rapid-Fire

The Last Roundup

We're heading for the last roundup,

horses and cattle outta luck,? yup.

It's coming down to a cold hard fact,
the only thing left, a dog and cat.

Looks like all the farm animals must go,

somewhere in the future, not long though.

Politicians sitting around with a coffee cup,
talking about the last and final roundup.

It's time to get those animals out of here,

horses and cows, we don't want them here.

Also, sheep, goats and the hogs,
let's just keep cats and dogs.

All their complaining won't last long,
the City Council won't steer us wrong.

The last roundup, near at hand,

and spreading across our land.

You know that they're around,
taking our animals from our ground.

I guess the next thing will be,
taking my land away from me.

They'd rather build a park or a store,

then having our animals any more.

Hot On The Trail

Ricky Spillane is hot on the criminal's tail,
this raccoon had the brains of a snail.

You see he left his coonprints all over the place,
forensic experts will soon identify his face.

Besides that his pawprints are all buttered up,
and he can't even hang on to a common tea cup.

If he slips when his forefeet hit the dirt,
we'll soon see him getting hurt.

You know Bear Coon's looking for him too,
and ready to ship him off to the nearest zoo.

I doubt if he'll have too much to say,
but he'll probably beller out, "it was the Parkay.

Rapid-Fire

You('re) Back Again

Why is it that throughout my life,
many times I've gone under the knife?

My gallbladder's gone, my knees are bad,
just two of the surgeries I have had.

My lower spine was totally shot,
Degenerative arthritis, what I've got.

The x-rays showed it was a bad attack,
the doctor had to open up my back.

Heavy metal was installed in it to hold
my spine in place to let the fusion mold,

my back into one piece, letting me win,
11 months later I hear, "you('re) back again"?

He told his team, once again we have to rip her,
maybe this time we should install a zipper.

The hardware inside her has to go,
maybe that's what's hurting her so.

We'll have to go in and take it all out,
do you think she'll wind up with gout?

Once we've stitched her up, closed her back,
don't send in therapy, she might attack.

Now that all that metal is finally out,
you know exactly what I'm talking about,
When I say I hope that I finally did win,
never to again hear, you('re) back again.

Rapid-Fire

Slip N Slide Time

A cube of butter, just what I need,
to help me accomplish my ignorant deed.

I'll smear it all over Old Bear's chair,
and watch him slide off on his derriere.

All the other coons will get a laugh,
some may bust their gut in half.

But that Bear deserves to go for a ride,

dern his ole ignorant crusty hide.

They've elected me to take care of this task,
and I told them, "you don't have to ask."

Anything to get revenge on Bear is my pleasure,
finding this butter here is really a treasure.....

Rapid-Fire

Lost In The Rockies Again

I found myself lost in the Rockies again,

freezing cold, food supply is thin.

A way out I seek and seek,
roaming around on Pike's Peak.

I enjoy being lost up here you see,

because this is truly God's country.

I can vision the reason Zebulon Pike,

picked this mountain for his hike.

The beauty here is beyond compare,

such scenery as this is very rare.

I have no feeling left in my toes,

trying to get away from the winter snows.

I located a cave and started a fire,

now things aren't looking all that dire.

If I get out, I'll grab my things,
and live above Colorado Springs.

Not that it doesn't have a beauty it's own,

but it's a matter of how it's grown.

I enjoy elbow room, is that such a sin,?

I'll return to the Rockies, lost again.

Rapid-Fire

I've Climbed Up, But I Can't Fall Down

I've climbed up here and I'm stuck in this tree,

no falling down in the cards for me.

I don't know if I'll be able to get loose,
I've wiggled and tried, but it's no use.

I sure hope that someone will help me down,
too bad we made that human move into town.

I'm sure he could figure out how to free me,

why did I ever climb up this tree?

Monkeys are who are supposed to climb t

Darkness Unfolds

Darkness unfolds at the end of the day,
things just aren't going very well I say.

There's too much strife, too much pain,

and uncontrollable thoughts in my brain.

Why has all this darkness come over me,?

only want to be living a life that's free.

Free from the anguish of everyday strife,
free to live a much happier life.

But the unfolding of darkness won't let it be,

the bright happy days are gone you see.

This life I'm living is really no fun,

I'd sure love to see the bright warm sun.

Rapid-Fire

just Hanging Around

Now this is a much better way to play,
at least like this, I won't have to pay.
The police don't mind me swinging here,
better than dumpster diving, clear?

I could have fun doing this day and night,
and never worry about causing a fight.
Hanging on tight, swinging round and round,
what better pastime can ever be found.

While my kinsfolk rummage through the trash,
picking the wrong bag may give 'em a rash.

Plus you should be worried about what the Chief will do,

after he cleans up your mess, and gets ahold of you.

Rapid-Fire

Pure Garbage

Going through the Police Chief's garbage,? oh boy,
and I thought raccoons were supposed to be coy.
Throwing his garbage all over the ground,
he's going to be mad when this mess is found.

You can be certain of one thing, without fail,
he's going to toss the two of you into jail.

He'll find no humor in the way you play,
he'll lock you up and throw the key away.

You should have found other garbage to play in,
messing with his is an unforgivable sin.
He's not a forgiving officer you know,
you both better be ready to eat crow.

Rapid-Fire

Golden Years??

Someone decided on the term of "Golden Years,"
but why do they fill so many people with tears?
It sure seems for most they're not shining and bright,
so the word as a life description is certainly not right.

Some end up with COPD, arthritis, gout, or other disease,
unable to walk, have a bad back, or very crippled knees.
Not to mention poor vision and loss of hearing as well,
they can see that you're talking, but unable to tell.

It's not selective hearing, and it's not a ruse,
their poor body has taken too much abuse.
It also seems most of them lose their hair,
where there was a lot, now there's none there.

Seems there's nothing but lots of aches and pains,
and Alzheimers takes away their functional brains.
No, those years far from golden, so tarnished you see,
so they're not really golden years at all, take it from me.

Rapid-Fire

Sounds Heard In The Night

Sounds are heard in the night,
but none causing any fright.
The keyboard clicking as I write,
poetry way late, into the night.

Outside my window, the leaves rustle,
cars speeding by, what's the hustle?
Awakened by someone's snore,
unable to type words anymore.

The snoring I heard, well, it was me,
interrupting my typing of poetry.
Should hear the sound of pillow meeting head,
and quitely go climb into my bed.

Got to get some rest, worked hard all week,
sounds like somewhere there's a water leak.
Then at midnight, a ring on the phone,
and our dog gnawing on a big soup bone.

Rapid-Fire

We've Been Infiltrated

The Raccoon Zone's limit now hit overload,
I didn't know any of them knew the code.
Sneaking in after the lock was set,
he's not the only one I bet.

Been noticing some new faces here,
they've cracked the code, my worst fear.
Now I've got to open up that condo fast,
and probably another so the rooms will last.

Multiplying faster than rabbits, yes, it's true,
keep spotting little ones that are brand new.
Maybe it's something in the water from that crazy loon,
I'll have to have that bird leave town by high noon.

Rapid-Fire

I Still Salute Our Flag

Death and destruction came from the sky,
the whole world watched, and asked why?
Horrific attacks on American soil,
tempers around the world in a boil.

How could they think they would win,?
not acts of religion, pure acts of sin.
No God would promote loss of innocent lives,
moms and dads, along with husbands and wives.

So many carried out in a body bag,
yet America and I still salute our flag.
They'll never succeed in destroying our land,
as long as we hold on to our God's hand.

Rapid-Fire
No

Not Another One (From The Raccoon Zone book)

Not another 'coon, this one has to be bottle fed,

just to ensure that it doesn't wind up dead.

This rapid reproduction just isn't right,
probably will end up with three more tonight.

Just might have to coat them all with Bondo,
I'm going to have to lease a big condo.
Too many babies, way too fast,
how long can my patience last?

I believe there's one born every hour,
this whole 'coon zone thing's going sour.
Some emergency plans will have to be made,

my rights in this house are starting to fade.

Rapid-Fire

Dirnk, What Does That Mean? (from 1996)

Richfield's Maverik sign read Hoagie and dirnk too,
and I'm wondering if that's really good for you.

I've never heard of a dirnk, what does it mean,
is it vegetable, mineral, or in between?

There probably isn't anyone who'd know,
although it might be fun trying one though.

If you'd like to try one as you dine,
hurry before they change the Maverik sign.

It's only in Richfield, at Main and 3rd South,
the word's spreading by word of mouth.

If it turns out to be our best seller yet,
extensive advertising is a sure bet.

Rapid-Fire

Not Quite

Today would have been our anniversary of 56 years,
but Judy's in Heaven, and I'm here shedding tears.
I'm missing her so much, so are all of you though,
but we'll see her up there once again you know.

She lived her 74 years here with a giving heart,
fulfilling anyone's needs, willing to play the part.
Always sharing her love and her care,
especially for all the kids that were there.

Many of the times that she could make it to R.B.C.,
there were gifts for the kids, adult kids too you see.
Some wanted to pay her, but she told them no way,
it's just a little something to help brighten your day.

Our earthly anniversaries may be over and done,
but I'm not going to ever forget a single one.
For so very close to 56 years, we shared our love,
now she's lovingly watching me from Heaven above.

Rapid-Fire

Buffoon Raccoon (From The Raccoon Zone Book)

This isn't a bath, it's to put the hound's water in,

you silly raccoon , you always provide a grin.
I think you were a clown in an earlier life,
you make me laugh, as you also do my wife.

Some before wound up in a fur-chaser's trap,
and soon became a famous coonskin cap.
Looking at the cute expression on their face,
how could they be tossed out of this place?

That's only part of a coon's disguise,
along with that mask around their eyes,
Be very wary of them, I'm warning you,
or they'll turn your home into a zoo.

Rapid-Fire

A Dog Named Bear

Around our house you had to walk with care,
so you didn't step on the paws of our dog Bear.
Vicious and as mean as he could be,

if mistreated, you'd quickly see.

Like a polar bear, fluffy and white,
make sure you keep him in sight.
Don't let him sneak up behind you,

on ankles he just loves to chew.

So far no one has lost their hide,
or got mauled so badly that they died.

Attention to him, give your all,
he was a whopping 3 inches tall.

Rapid-Fire

Rain

I enjoy standing in a soft rain,
so easily it can hide all my pain.

A mask for my falling tears,
and it can hide all my fears.

A gentle cloudburst from the sky,
it's easy to see exactly why.

It relaxes the body and the soul,
getting my life back in control.

Just like birds playing in the rainfall,
now nothing bothers me at all.
Soaked to the bone, but I don't mind,
it's the most peaceful place I can find.

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I'm Not Paranoid

I feel like someone's behind me,
but I'm not paranoid you see.
I turn around to face their stare,
and find out no one's there.

They're out to get me, I know they are,
I have stare proof windows on my car.
I feel their presence, I know they're there,
but they always vanish into thin air.

I know I'm not imagining things,
I jump every time my phone rings.

I know it's one who's following me,
but I'm not paranoid, nosiree.

When I'm shopping at the store,

I get that feeling even more,
I go the opposite way down every aisle,
so I can see everyone there, and smile.

If anyone comes up behind my back,
they"ll see me have a panic attack..
No reason for anxiety to be this strong,

If you think I'm paranoid, you're just wrong.

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Stupid Cupid

An arrow shot high through the air,

Found its way to my derriere.

A stupid little creature with a dart,

Claims to have aimed for my heart.

If that’s your best, then please don’t shoot,

You dog-gone stupid little brute.

My heart doesn’t look like my rear,

So exactly what’s going on here?

You’re supposed to bring love alive,

So do your job and cut the jive.

Get your archery skills out of that rut,

I can't even sit down on my butt

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Desert Breeze

A cool night desert breeze,
helps to put my mind at ease.
Cooling off the hot dry day,
this desert breeze comes my way.

Bats fly in the cool of the night,
flying gracefully, need no light.
Don't disturb a rattler, you'll pay,
still a desert breeze comes my way.

A mild breeze, with little power,
coyotes howl hour on hour.
Enjoying this coolness, I must say,
as this desert breeze comes my way.
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Never feel this breeze til the sun goes down,
that's how it happens in this desert town.
So I always wait for the end of the day,
when this desert breeze comes my way.

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Shadows On The Moon

I see shadows on the moon at night,
which hinders it shining bright.
Thin whispy clouds blown by the wind,
an eerie sight, as moonrays descend.

It's rather spooky, or even bizarre,
that's the way moon shadows are.
Should I venture out with shadows there,?
some people will, others won't dare.

I know there's no danger, but still,
I'm really not too sure if I will.
Perhaps I'l watch from safely inside,
where moon shadows can't see me hide.

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Sounds Heard In The Night

Sounds that are heard in the night,
some of them known to cause fright.
The keyboard clicking as I write,
poetry, way late into the night.

Outside my window, the leaves rustle,
cars speeding by, why the hustle?
I'm awakened by someone's snore,
and unable to type here anymore.

That snoring I heard, well it was me,
it interrupted me typing poetry.
Should hear the sound of pillow meeting head,
which means I had better jump into my bed.

I've got to get rest, I worked hard all week,
sounds like somewhere, there's a water leak.
Then, at midnight there's a ring on the phone,
and my dog gnawing on a large soup bone.

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Camping Fun

I remember going camping with my dad,

and all the fun? that we had.

When I was old enough, he told me,

"go pitch our tent by that old tree."

I said, "dad, I can't put up this tent,

you can see the poles are all bent."

"No problem," he said, "here's what you do,
gather some tree limbs, quite a few.

"O.K," I said, "I'll give it a try,"
I was too old to sit and cry.

But putting up a tent with crooked poles,
what's more, it's all full of holes.

Camping with dad was lots of fun?,
but I was sure glad when it was done.

Now I take my son with me when we go,
and there's one thing that you should know.

I own that tent with the bent poles,
and yes, it's still all full of holes.

My son said, "dad, get another one."

but I wonn't because he's having fun.

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Tennessee River

Sitting on the banks of the Tennessee River,

it's sheer majesty just makes me shiver.
Yet it brings such peace and calm to me,
how I love to daydream on the Tennessee.

I didn't bring along a fishing rod,
no one here, but me and God.

I can relax and dream the entire day,
it helps chase all my troubles away.

The river flowing by so very strong,
just where has the world gone wrong.
It's beauty is unsurpassed you see,
as it flows by so majestically.

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Love Whispers

Love whispers softly in the night,
two people aware --- all is right.
Love whispers softly, as we know,
the wonderful words --- I love you so.

Love whispers softly in the night,
two people in love, what delight.
Love whispers softly in the night,
taking romance to a lofty height.

Love whispers softly to you and me,
romance is blossoming, elequently.
Love whispers softly, throughout life,
between two people, husband and wife.

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This Land Is Your Land

Swallows gracefully glide in the great blue
purple peaks brush their flight path
Snow capped mountains stretch majestically
crystal stream flows thunderously
Watering the arid valley below
sunshine illuminating such beauty
Created by the hand of God
pleasing the eye of mankind
Oceans kissing the white sandy beach
receding again to the deep blue
Desert sunset flaming on the evening sky
This land is your land.....

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Write Away

What can I do,? I've locked up my computer,
my toilet's plugged, call Motor Rooter.
Tell them to hurry, manuscript's due today,
why did they say tell me Write Away?

I'm doing that, I'm trying to type,
it smells like the bathroom's over ripe.

I hope they fix the toilet quick,
oh no, now my computer's sick.

I've got 4 hours to get this done,
wasn't writing supposed to be fun?

I see the work crew, they've made it at last,
oh no, they just drove right on past.

Here's my keys, catch them with my car,
let them know right where we are.

They should have just followed their nose,
nothing in here smells anything like a rose.

I finally got through to the computer technician,
his answering machine said he's out fishin'.

I called another one who said, "write away,"
how does everyone know what I'm doing today?

If I hear those 2 words one more time,
when they're done, they won't get a dime.
Everything's fine now, they've got their pay,
I'll beat my deadline if I mail this right away.

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Pearl Harbor Day

It was on the 7th of December, back in 1941,
an attack by Japan that shouldn't have been done.
Ships, planes and buildings all under attack,
2,390 casualties that would never be back.

Japan considered the surprise raid a victory,
but didn't how they would end up eventually.
World War II was immediately under way,
they should never have messed with the U.S.A.

There were some signs that were ignored,
apparently the higher command wasn't on board.
Planes were reported on radar and a submarine eyed,
messages sent up to them, were unanswered and died.

Action should have been taken to minimize the lost,
but it wasn't and Pearl Harbor paid an enormous cost.
The local commanders were who the public decided to blame,
and lived a life of shame until 1999 when we exonerated their name.

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The Chris-Mouse

We have a Chris-Mouse who's not in a hurry,

unlike his relatives, he doesn't scurry.

He's made of beads, red, clear and green,

he's the cutest thing you've ever seen.

He sits on our mantle without a sound,

the only kind of mouse to have around.

He's waiting for Santa to come down,

with Christmas gifts for the whole town.

He sent off a letter saying, pretty please,
Santa bring me a hunk of cheese.

While we're asleep, he roams our house,
looking for a gift, tagged Chris-Mouse.

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Weooooooooo Celebrate

You'll notice the three of us are out of that tree,
got word mom's coming back home you see.

We're staying on this bench with a perfect view,
so we can quickly say, "mom, we love you."

She said she was sorry she was gone so long,

and realizes her dreams of stardom were all wrong.
Every agent she had just wanted lots of money,
while she got so little, it wasn't funny.

So there'll be no more trips to Hollywood,
she's coming back home, and it's for good.
When she shows up, we'll be filled with glee,
my two older brothers, as well as me!!!!!!

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I Loved Her Through It All

I loved Judy through all of our married years,
especially during her life's end and all the tears.
June 21st, 2023, I lost my loving wife,
and started a new chapter with my life.

I was then a widower, as they say,
it was a game I didn't want to play.
For several years her health went downhill,
but through all the problems, I loved her still.

She passed just prior to our 56th anniversary,
all the pain and suffering, too much to carry.
I was her live-in caregiver, and loved her through it all,
although during many nights, I'd lie there and bawl.

It was on June 21st that she passed away,
it's been a year now, I survived day by day.
Oh yes, it still hurts, and quite a bit,
but I still loved her so, through all of it.

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I Wasn't Born To Fish

Why am I out here searching for elusive fish,
when Hollywood could fulfill my every wish?

Sometimes I wonder if I have a working brain,
those 3 kids put me under so much strain.

I heard how much they misbehaved while I was away,
and now they don't want to do anything I say.
Maybe I should just fix them a fishless concoction,
or should I put them all up for adoption?

I know I'm cut out to be a famous movie star,
just really haven't pushed the issue so far.
I know in order to sneak out of the house,
I'll have to be a lot quieter than a mouse.

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Wishing You Well

My friend, I want to wish you well,
how much you mean to me, I can't tell.
There just aren't enough words to say,
how much you mean to me every day.

Wishing you well in everything you do,
that's something I must do for you.

You're there for me when times are dire,
helping me out was always your desire.

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Independence Day

As we celebrate the 4th of July,
there are things we won't let die.
Old Glory still flying proud and true,
amd we're proud of the Red, White, and Blue.

The symbol of our freedom, day & night,
Betsy Ross has sure done it right.
Trampled and burned, yet she still has life,
although all the world is in bitter strife.

Our own men from the military here,
making sure independence won't disappear.
While some despise her just like a rag,
we'll join our forces in saluting our flag.

You know freedom always has a cost,
there were many lives that were lost.
We have parades, fireworks, and barbecues,
while not ignoring the tragic news..

Our troops being killed or wounded yet today,
while ensuring independence won't go away.
No, we are not about to let our freedom die,
long live the U.S.A. and the 4th of July.

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Utah Camping

Camping in Utah, wondering where to go?
the answer, almost everywhere, you know.
Big Rock Candy Mountain, or at Fish Lake,
the scenery there worth a double take.

Maple Grove, and Palisade State Park,
beautiful and quite serene after dark.
There's Castle Rock, and Sevier River too,
both have plenty of space for you.

Yuba Reservoir or within Capital Reef,
Activities abound, beauty beyond belief.
State parks like Zion, or also Bryce,
wonderful places that are really nice.

Fishing and hiking available near every one,
they're all great places for lots of fun.
If you want to camp away from a crowd,
plenty of places in Utah will do you proud.

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I've Got To Get Out Of Here

Made it out of the house, gonna swim back to Hollywood,
I have to confess, at motherhood, I'm just no good.
Besides, each one of them 'coons has turned into a brat,
and I'm not going to stick around or put up with that.

You can think whatever you want about me,
but me and motherhood to monsters don't agree.

I can't stand them, I have to get away,
it's going to be a real long swim today.

I'm not sure if you can even swim to Hollywood,
a desert before there might stop me, yes it could.

Maybe a plane ticket is something I should have bought,
oh no, here comes them 3 young 'coons, I've been caught.

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Look Out Tinsel Town

Look how brilliant all of us are,

we'll all be a big Hollywood star.

Mom's going again, but we are too,
we've got some acting practicing to do.

But we'll be a shoe in, after we arrive,
raccoon movies are about to come alive.

We can be in westerns, robbing banks and such,

our mask will give the film a realistic touch.

We'll eat out with famous stars every day,
and also have a little time to play.

Out west how we'll just love to roam,
and raid the food from Burt Reynolds home.

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Silver King Fire

This blaze is raging, just outside of Marysvale,
the residents there living a harrowing tale.
This huge fire, has really been on a roll,

while fire fighters trying to get it under control.

Each day, they are all breathing thick smoke,
it's making them ill, making them choke.

Burning their throats, noses, and eyes,
while everyone's praying for clear skies.

Not knowing if or when they'd need to evacuate,
watching the fire movement and having to wait.
Some up Bullion Canyon left voluntarily,
their view, not a pretty sight to see.

There was 0 containment, then 2%, now up to 8,
the brave firefighters not about to hesitate.
Out there fighting this blaze, day and night,
it's wonderful seeing more progress in sight.

After this blaze leaves nothing there but mud,
the town is then in danger of a flash flood.
Volunteers and donations coming from all around,
times like these, love and brotherhood abound.

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And I Was Soooo Tired

Too much noise and excitement going on down there,
you've awakened me, and I'm a Bear!!!!!!

What is with all this Hollywood jive,?

you may not make it there alive.

If you don't let me get back to bed,
I may have to gnaw off your head.
Those three kids all squealing with glee,
will wish they hadn't messed with me.

What's the big deal anyway,?
Hollywood will never pay.
That's what I heard from my cousin,
animal actors are a dime a dozen..........

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You Won't Fool Me Again

Went to a yard sale that was advertised here today,
the guy in charge told me to just go away.
He wasn't about to let me buy his yard,
I tried to convince him, so very hard.

He insisted it wasn't for sale, there's no way,
and wanted to know what I was snortin' today.
But he was the one offering his yard for sale,
and that's hardly the end of this tale.

There was also a garage for sale in the next town,
I believe this guy was a relative of the above clown.
He said, "I'm not selling my garage to you,
what is this world coming to?

Yard sales in the garage, garage sales in the yard,
people running them all have brains of lard.

Not attending sales at anyone's house,
they all just act like they're a louse.

So, I proceeded downtown to a sidewalk sale,

the last part of my unsuccessful tale.

You guessed it, the sidewalk wasn't being sold,
why are such lies as this all being told?

Looked up and down the sidewalk for something to buy,

someone said you should go inside and try.

Holly-Bear

You wake me from my nap, how rude of you,
going to Hollywood, you're taking me too.

You don't understand, you have no choice,
listen to the intense anger in my voice.

I've heard that Smokey hangs out there,
I'll tell him, "we're kin, my name is Bear."
I'll land a Hollywood contract with a Bear Claws,
in the sidewalk there'll be an impression of my paws.

I'm going to be a star, how about you,?

last time it was something you couldn't do.
TV hasn't seen a raccoon who's also a Bear,
you see critters like me are very rare.....

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Procrastination

One thing I'd never do is procrastinate,
but mowing the lawn will have to wait.
I was to finish my project by last week,
but there was a delay due to a water leak.

That basement pipe has leaked for a year,
yes, I'm trying my best to fix it dear.
I left at 6 P.M. for the hardware store,
yes, I knew that they closed at 4:00.

I'm not putting it off, I'm on the ball,
I've tried the same time since last Fall.

Don't know why they close so early in the day,
they know it's a long drive down their way.

You say I should head down there before 3:00,
maybe you're right, I'll just wait and see.
But procrastinate on anything I do for you,?
not me, it'll be done in a week or two.

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You're Dreamin' Bear!!!

You miserable, fat, lazy old bear,
there's no way you can compare.
I've got more finesse and more style,
everyone will fall for my smile.

I'm the fairer gender, so lovely to view,
no one who's sane would even look at you.
You might act in "Godzilla, or Frankenstein,
but you won't be a leading man in one of mine.

I'll be in films about a very sexy raccoon mom,
whatever role I'm in, I'll be Da Bomb!!!!
Even my kids will be bigger stars than you,
but that's something that everyone knew.

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Rural Road Rage

Seems every day we're hearing about road rage,
this example here should be seen on stage.
Going thirty-six in a thirty-five zone,
when behind the flashing lights came on.

She pulled over and came to a stop,
muttering something about a stupid cop.
He swaggered up alongside her car,
like a drunk who just left the local bar.
He was so overweight, how could he walk?
but she figured that she better not talk.
After he had written her a speeding ticket,
out it slipped, when she said, "stick it."

He said, "ma'am, what did you just say"?
guess I'll have to haul you away.
She glared at him right in the eyes,
saying, "go pick on someone your own size,"
Perhaps they no longer get that big,
under her breath said, "what a pig."

He replied, "hey lady, I heard what you said,
now we'll have to put you in jail instead."
"OK," she stated, "you've had all your fun,
and you can put away that big ole gun."

One mile over the speed limit is not too fast,
many cars around her had flown right past.
She said, "you know you've really made me mad,
get out of my sight, and tear up this ticket, Dad!!"

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Check Out My Bod

No way that you'll ever get me down there,
I'll have nothing to do with an overstufffed Bear.
You should go on a diet or start exercising,
your appetite is the only thing that's thriving.

You can see I'm provocative and full of desire,
and you're way too fat to climb any higher.
Besides, the Hollywood moguls have their eye on me,
I'm sleek and I'm pretty, and as sexy as can be.

I told you that you wouldn't stand a chance,
no talent agent will even give you a dance.
You might as well give up and return to the zone,
no one hear will ever call you on the phone.

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Exercise?

My doctor told me that I should exercise,
to lose the extra pounds from my thighs.
And that I should also shed some of my gut,
as well as trimming and toning up my butt.

Told him that I would follow his advice,
but didn't view his comments being nice.
Took me awhile to acquire all that weight,
so what if I can't get through the front gate.

So now I carefully choose what I eat each day,
hoping the excess weight will just melt away.
But many of you know how exercising goes,
for the energy needed, it's Hostess Ho Ho's.

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Where Is That Town Of Stars?

Tired of searching for Hollywood, I'm about dead,
I think that I'll go get some sleep instead.
My bed never felt so good before,
tomorrow we'll have time to explore.

I'll dream about finding our way,
we'll make it to Hollywood, some day.
That I'm a future star, I know they'll agree,
maybe someone will come find me.

We need some assistance to find that town,
can't have my stardom dreams running down.
Too bad I'm not human and could be a driver,
but Hollywood I'm coming, and I'm a survivor.

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A Stranger Twist

It's a new dance to only be done on Friday night,
you won't be able to get up at morning light.
You've all heard of the original twist,
it's in the past, but this one does exist.

You must be flexible, that's no baloney,
like a dancing strand of macaroni.
You twist your knees, neck and back,
make sure you don't hear a crack.

3 weeks to recuperate and return to work,
you've been twisting and shouting like a jerk.
Hope you don't get fired for doing this straner twist,
hopefully you'll only get a little slap on the wrist.

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Is This The Road To Stardom?

The trail to Hollywood has to be somewhere here,
have you found the way yet my little dear?

No, I haven't, at least not yet Ma,
I think we took a wrong turn at Omaha.

I have to tell you I'm not having any fun,
expecting anytime to be mugged by someone.
We don't need to be stars anyway,
let's head back to the Zone today.

That human there was actually nice,

Bitter Sweet

Not really sure how I'm feeling today,
but that's something I'll attempt to say.
It's a bitter day for me, that's plain to see,
yet my son & daughter-in-law are both happy.

You see they picked our anniversary date,
to get married on, and that part's great.
They chose it to honor Judy and I,
unfortunately, she had to die.

Today would have been anniversary number 57,
I'm struggling through it, she's celebrating in Heaven.
I'm just biding my time until I see her again,
but their day being today, is also a win-win.

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Homeward Bound

So very lost, thinking alot with all the time I've got,

Hollywood lights and glamour for me, maybe not.

My kids and I have no idea where we are,

maybe I'm not destined to be a star.

That zone's looking pretty good, going back there,

you can have Hollywood, and fame ole Raccoon Bear.

We won't compete with you, stardom's yours all alone,

we're leaving right now for the Raccoon Zone.

I've learned my lesson, won't try anymore,

never even made it to Universal's door.

Gather up your stuff kids, we're on our way,
we're heading back home to the Zone to stay.

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Here, There, Nowhere

Am I here, there, or nowhere,

does anyone really care?

Am I short, am I tall,
am I anywhere at all?

I used to be here, now I'm there,
and my poetry I'm ready to share.

Nowhere once, where I had been,
committing a terrible sin.

Keeping my poetry all to myself,
storing it high upon a shelf.

Then one day my wife said to me,
your writing

This Is Too Scarey Ma!

I'm so frightened Ma, being way out there,
did lil brother get kidnapped by a bear?
These stairs are creepy, can't you see,
and the area's not as safe as the Zone would be.

I have to tell you I'm not having any fun,
expect anytime to be mugged by someone.
We don't need to be stars anyway,
let's head back to the Zone today.

That human there was actually rather nice,
my fear has my blood running cold as ice.
The streets of California are nowhere to roam,
c'mon Ma, we all just want to go home.

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Not My Feet, My Seat

Each day our mailman makes his ride,
and loses some more of his hide.
Sliding from on and off that seat,
his backside bright red, like a beet.

Completely flat on both cheeks,
he's worn down both round peaks.

I know it's true, for he's no liar,
says his rear's always on fire.

In and out, out and in,
on his face there's no grin.

Just a grimace to hide the pain,
won't see his car draggin' Main.

You know he walks when he can,
can't stand to sit - - our mailman.

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A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rocky Road

Oh my, but this is a very rocky road,
not sure that I can take this load.

Just wanted to be a Hollywood star,
look where it's gotten me so far.

I think I should have ignored that riverbank,
maybe these directors are playin' a prank.

They told me how to find the studio,
their directions didn't work though.

I'm hopelessly lost, as you can see,
why would they do this to sweet ole me?

I could be their bread and butter for a while,
I've got class, beauty, and a sexy smile.

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What A Ride

Her husband and her, so many years were side by side,
he was always asking to go on a helicopter ride.
They had such a ride every year at the state fair,
he asked every year if he could go up there.

Her reply to his request was always, "no way,
fifty dollars is way too much for us to pay."
Year after year, her answer was still no,
but he persisted in asking her though.

He asked for the last time when he was 82,
she agreed by saying, "if you really want to."
They got on, the pilot knew the story today,
he told them there was a way to fly and not pay.

If you make the whole trip without a word,
you'll have a free flight today on this bird.
He flew as reckless as could be,
knowing that they'd never fly free.

He did dips and loops, flew on its side,
but not a word or sound during that ride.
The pilot landed, saying, "why no scream or a shout,"
he said, "I almost yelled when my wife fell out."

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Oh How Happy Ma Has Made Me

So happy we're heading down the homebound trail,
Mom's attempt at stardom in Hollywood happened to fail.

So she's taking us back home where we all should be,
in case you can't tell, we're chock full of glee.

We'll be living back in The Zone once more,
no producers will be knocking at our door.

Since before Ma left, she gave them a sign,
with just two words on it, "kiss mine."

I'm not sure what she meant by that,
but I think it was they were turned down flat.
Why she'd want a kiss from a snob like they were,
is something that almost ruffles my fur.

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Try That In A Texas Town

Unlike eating cats in Ohio, don't try it in a Texas town,
if you do, it's guaranteed that you'll get put down.
All the Texas cats are carrying a .44,
mess with them and you'll be no more.

They aren't taking any chances there,
so if you have such plans, you best beware.
You'll literally bite off more than you can chew,
and they'll be sure to make mincemeat of you.

Just don't mess around with any Texas cat,
for if you do, you'll soon be regretting that.
It doesn't matter of the size of the town you see,
when you see the holsters on those cats, you'll agree.

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Oh Brother!!

I see my little brother trying to climb a tree,
and he seems awfully frightened to me.

There's a bear, sweeping its' paw around,
brother got smacked and fell to the ground.

That bear's fixing to swallow him down his craw,
I yelled as loud as I could, "COME HELP US MA!!"
But she was out of earshot, and didn't hear a thing,
about then, the bear took another swing.

He caught little brother right square in the back,
I think I heard something go crack.......

I warned that bear that I had no fear,
with my teeth, I latched firmly onto his ear.

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brother got

Slip Shod

It seems like my horse as thrown a shoe,
but I knew exactly what I should do.

I had to get him reshod really quick,
but a second farrier I'd have to pick.

I asked the new one if he could fly,
he glared at me and asked, "why"
I said, " just watch that right rear hoof,
the last farrier went through the roof."

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One Eared Bear

When I finally let go, that bear had only one ear,

he didn't waste no time getting outta here.

He bellered off in a huff and lotsa pain,
don't think he'll ever try that again.

Hurried back to where lil brother lay,
blood was everywhere, a disastrous day.

I strapped his limp body to my back,
sure hope he survives this attack.

Ran as fast as I could, had to catch Ma quick,

he was much worse than being a little sick.

She cleaned his wounds, and mended one broken bone, then took him straight to that human at the zone.

They took him to a vet to see what pain relief he could give,
he examined lil brother and said, "relax, he will live.
Then ole human rounded up all the hunters and their gear,

before it was dark, they bagged a bear with one ear.

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Flying While Intoxicated

It was apparent that on that night she flew,
she had been nipping at the witch's brew.
She picked a terrible night to fly,
since she was obviously FWI.

She thought she had everything under control,
until she had a head on with a telephone pole.

It was west, on the street named Center,
where

I'm Going To Be Okay

It may be a while until I get my strength back,

at least I'm lucky I survived that attack.

If it hadn't been for my brother, I'd be dead,
sure glad he was there to attack that bear's head.

Bit off his ear and sent him packing that day,
love you so much brother, what else can I say?

I won't be playing any more 'coon tricks on you,
I'm so grateful you were there and came through.

My gratitude to the hunters and "our" human too,
thanks so much to each and every one of you.

And Ma, you carried the medical field so far,
I have to tell you just how special that you are.

And Doc, thanks so much for easing my pain,
I was hurting so bad it was affecting my brain.

Them hunters fixing us a big portion of bear stew,

we raccoons are so glad that we got to meet you....

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Don't Do It

Never fly a chopper on the 31st of October,
there are pilots up there that are not sober.

These aren't crop duster pilots, mind you,
but witches who've been nipping at their brew.

They are flying while intoxicated, or FWI,
and I think we should ban them from the sky.

I'm aware of the fact that it's Halloween,
but they have no lights and can't be seen.

During the middle of her flight,
a helicopter came into sight.

She made no attempt to try to swerve,
that old witch really had some nerve.

Her broom got splintered by the rotor,
which didn't even slow down the motor.

Then she began a sudden drop,
talk about your classic belly flop.

Everyone trick-or-treating heard the splat,
and noticed that she looked rather flat.

Too bad she wasn't aware she was FWI,
and picked that n

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There's Our Road Ma

Hey Ma, I think I see the road down there,

get outtta that water, here comes a bear.

We have to high-tail it out of here,
before that bear gets way too near.

He looks real hungry, we have to run,

he's pretty determined to eat someone.
C'mon, it's no time to put on a mermaid show,
where on earth did little brother go?

You get out of here, I'll stay and look for him,
sure hope he's not staying for another swim.

I'm going to explain something to that bear,
I'm a vicious raccoon and I don't scare.....

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Friendly Fright Night Fight

All three of these monsters running amuck,
through a china factory, the owner's out of luck.

When their battle is over and done,
not a set will be left, no not one.

Frankie just threw Wolfie through the air,
Godzilla was just watching without a care.

Merchandise breaking all over the place,
two pieces hit Godzilla in the face.

Now he's not watching without a care,
he's gotten up off of that wooden chair.

He used it upon Frankenstein's head,
around his nuts and bolts, blood red.

Now Wolfman has taken a seat,

to rest and see who gets beat.

Whether Godzilla or Frank flies out the door,
he'll then be ready to hit the floor.

There's no boxing gloves, or even a ring,
just china flying around like a Frisbee thing.

There's the owner coming through the door,
probably the first time he's ever swore.

He turned the air all black and blue,
just over a set of china or two.

He won't find his 48-piece sets again,
at last count the pieces were 2,010.

He grabbed a broom and chased them out,
all three of them monsters began to pout.

We didn't mean to bust up everything in sight,
you see we were only having a friendly fight.

A friendly fight,? he yelled back,
that's a very idiotic crack.

Now I'll need barrels of super glue,
to be able to sell this stuff as new.

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Veteran's Day

Veteran's Day is on the 11th, a Monday,
a time to honor them in every way.
Although they should be honored all year,
this holiday, it's time to make that clear.

They served our country and kept it free,
which is the way we want it to be.
Show the vets you know your appreciation,
for their selfless service to our nation.

Give them a gift, or maybe a call,
but remember to thank them all,
for their willingness to serve,
thanks is the least they deserve.
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It's Veteran's Day

Appreciation needs showered your way,
for service to our country, here in the U.S.A.
You chose a military uniform to wear,
and we're so glad that you were there.

Serving God, country and family whether during peace or war,
ensuring safety for our country, what you were there for.
Every day of the year, you should be appreciated,
living a military life shouldn't be underated.

We thank you vets for what you have done,
a life in uniform usually isn't a lot of fun.
Over the years, something that we have learned,
our appreciation is something that you've earned.

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Vacations

Vacations, a time of relaxation and rest,
but most of us have actually confessed.

We're worn out after our vacation is through,

more so than working for a week or two.

There is so much we must do and see,
no time for any sleep, we all agree.

Disneyland, Marineland and others too,
not near enough time for all we do.

It's rush here, there, and everywhere,
having enough time, that's really rare.

After our time runs out, we'll still stay,
and won't go back to work Monday.

I'm sure my boss won't get too mad,

when he hears of all the fun we've had.
He's an understanding guy by report,

so "you're fired" won't be his retort.

He'll give me a three-day extension,
why the look of apprehension?

I'll wait until Thursday to work once more,
I'm using Wednesday to sleep and snore.

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Be Thankful

As you celebrate this Thanksgiving holiday,

remember this as over your meal you pray.

Thank God up in Heaven above,

for all his caring, and his love.

And after this holiday is all through,

thank him for the season we're going into.

The Christmas season that means so much,

the birth of Christ and his loving touch.

Be thankful for your life and your health,

more important than the world's wealth.

For the wealth of this world, no big deal,

it's only something for thieves to steal.

Be thankful for your entire family,

and the love God shows to you and me.

And as your celebration comes to an end,

be thankful for each and every friend.

And be thankful for what you had to share,

and thank your friends for always being there.

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Sure Would Be Nice To Soak

Why doesn't this pond come with water inside?

dern it all and that silly human's hide.

How can you clean up with no water there?

maybe about cleanliness humans don't care.

I'd love to soak my wounds in some water you know,
but not really sure how this thing works though.

Maybe I have to wait til we've had a good rain,
this whole dry pond thing is clouding my brain.

It's so cold now if I went outside I'd shiver,
but it would sure be nice to bathe in the river.

but now I'm afraid to go anywhere out there,
too much chance of meeting another bear.

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I'm Thankful

Thankful for the place I live and the food I eat,
from the top of my head to the soles of my feet.
Thankful for all the great years I had with my wife,
and that she now has a pain and sickness free life.

Thankful to God with His never-ending love,
and that she's with Him in Heaven above.
Thankful for my children, and extended family.
and all of the blessings God provides to me.

Thankful for this church and my friends here,
every one of them, I'll always hold dear.
Thankful for a wonderful working place,
and to God for all His amazing grace.

Thankful that He keeps a watchful eye on me,
and beautiful creations, like the mountains and sea.
Thankful for the talents He's given me my life through,
but mostly God, I'm so thankful for all that You do.

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What Is Christmas?

Christmas is a time to share with those in need,
not a time for people to show their greed.

It was started by God, in Heaven above,
as the ultimate gift of total love.

He gave up His son for those in sin,
so that they could be born again.

Hopefully to live a life that was blemish free,

God showed His love for you and me.

So this holiday season, help the needy out,

you'll feel better inside without a doubt.

Give them clothing, money, or food,
whatever you give will brighten their mood.

Show them you're Christ-like, and really care,
and that you're also willing to share.

By giving to the needy, however you can,

as a commitment to your fellow man.

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Honey Do!!

Honey, string some lights around the house and yard,

now quit your complaining, it's not that hard.

Please hang some mistletoe and trim the tree,

why do you hate doing things for me?

I really don't ask for all that much,

spray our tree for a snowy touch.

One more time, you should mow the lawn,
you can do it tomorrow right after dawn.

I'm not asking too much from you,
and that is the least that you can do.

I know, the least you can do, your exact thought,
You should be thankful now that it isn't hot.

In warmer weather there's more to do,
so I'm only requesting that you do a few.

We'll probably need some replacement lights,

they need replaced after two or three nights.

Oh, while you're out get a loaf of bread or two,
I don't want a cantaloupe, get a HONEY DEW!

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Christmas, Too Commercialized

Christmas is far too commercialized,
long ago we should have realized,

It's advertising all season long,
but where did it start all going wrong?

For one, Santa should share the blame,
it's a downright low down dirty shame.

Always advertising, and why is that,
done by this ole elf in a funny hat?

He's supposed to deliver tons of toys,
for the world's little girls and boys.

Getting glasses of milk and cookies too,
but advertising, Santa shame on you.

Now you wonder what I'm talking about,
I thought by now you'd have figured it out.

Advertising for Hostess without a thought,
talking about this great product they've got.

He's shaking from his belly down to his toes,
the reason behind all his "Ho Ho Ho's."

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Jesus Is The Light

The light of the world, made clear at his birth,

he was born to be the light of this earth.

A plan by God to forgive everyone's sin,
giving them a chance to be born again.

So in Bethlehem on that holy night,
God sent His Son, to be the light.

That would save us from our sinful ways,
and lead us out of a dark dark haze.

Born to live as a man and die on the cross,

so all of mankind would not be lost.

God provided the greatest gift for you,
accepting it, something mankind must do.

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Sing A Song Of Christmas

Santa Is Coming forecasted by The Lil Drummer Boy,

Little Saint Nick is going to bring me a toy.

Hey, Do You Hear What I Hear,?

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer.

All I Want For Christmas, A Wonderful Christmas Time,
on a box of Jingle Bells, I won't spend my last dime.

O Holy Night brought much Joy To The World you know,
There's 12 Days Of Christmas, only 9 more left to go.

It Came Upon The Midnight Clear,

that at last, Jesus had arrived here.

Hark, I've Heard The Herald Angels Sing,
about We Three Kings, what we happened to bring.

Yes, Angels We Have Heard On High,
Away In A Manager, His birth is nigh.

Have A Holly Jolly Christmas, each one of you,
may you find your every wish come true.

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The Chris-Mouse

We have a Chris-Mouse who's not in a hurry,

unlike his relatives, he doesn't scurry.

He's made of beads, red, clear and green,

he's the cutest thing you've ever seen.

He sits on our mantle without a sound,

the only kind of mouse to have around.

He's waiting for Santa to come down,

with Christmas gifts for the whole town.

He sent off a letter saying, pretty please,
Santa bring me a hunk of cheese.

While we're asleep, he roams our house,
looking for a gift, tagged Chris-Mouse.

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